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A Works Co. manual · No. 21

The Conservatory Cleaning Works

Nobody is going to automate the person who clears the green off a conservatory roof from the ground with a pole. Conservatory cleaning is hands-on, local and recurring — about as AI-proof as work gets — and now one person can run the whole round with AI doing the quoting, the admin and the marketing.

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Instant download · PDF + Excel · 109 pages · 10 spreadsheets · 60 prompts

The Works Co. · No. 21
Manual + Excel toolkit + 60 AI prompts 109 pages Free updates for life Refund without friction

AI-proof by design

An income AI can't take.

AI can write an essay; it cannot clean a green Victorian conservatory roof in the rain. The work is physical, local and relationship-based, and the income is recurring — the same roofs, every year or two, plus the cross-sell from a window round. That makes it durable in a way a desk job built on tasks software now does is not. What AI changes is the back office: you no longer need staff or evenings of admin to run a serious round.

The headline feature

Run it with AI behind the scenes.

Every manual ships with an Excel toolkit and a 60-prompt AI library mapped to the real jobs of conservatory cleaning — so one person can run a serious operation without staff or evenings of admin.

quoting

Quote in seconds, not evenings

Paste a conservatory's size, style and add-ons; the prompt library drafts a priced, branded quote in your voice using the roof-and-add-on pricing from the toolkit.

scheduling

A round that plans itself

The Excel job tracker and annual-reminder templates turn one-off cleans into a recurring book — no software subscription needed to start.

comms

Customer messages, handled

Polite payment chasers, 'we're coming tomorrow' texts and annual rebooking offers — drafted from a prompt, sent in seconds.

marketing

Local marketing on autopilot

Before/after community posts, a Google Business Profile description and a spring-campaign leaflet — generated from the prompt library, ready to use.

Start before you register

Your first £500 before you fill in a single form.

You do not need a website or a marketing budget to earn your first £500. With a water-fed-pole rig and a few streets of visibly green conservatory roofs, the manual walks you from your first 'yes' to a handful of £80–£180 jobs — and the fastest start of all is adding conservatory cleaning to an existing window round, or partnering with a window cleaner who already has the customers.

UK-accurate, not guru noise

The real numbers, kept current.

£1,000–£3,500
Realistic start cost

A water-fed-pole rig with a pure-water setup, tank and vehicle — the same rig as window and solar cleaning.

£90,000
VAT registration threshold

You only register for VAT once turnover passes this — most solo rounds never do.

£80–£180
Typical full conservatory clean

Roof £60–£150, plus frames and finials +£20–£40 and box gutters +£20–£40.

Never on the roof
Safety: work at height

Cleaned from the ground with poles and pure water — no harsh chemicals or pressure that damage seals or polycarbonate. A core safety rule and selling point.

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What's inside

109 pages, built to be used.

The Conservatory Cleaning Works — manual cover

109 pages · 10 spreadsheets · 60 prompts

The Foundations

  • The Conservatory Cleaning Opportunity
  • Is This For You?
  • Setting Up the Business

The Craft

  • Equipment: The Pole & Pure-Water Rig
  • The Cleaning Method

The Customers

  • Getting Your First Customers
  • Pricing & Quoting
  • Doing the Work

Commercial & Growth

  • Wider Exterior Cleaning, Agents & Commercial
  • Winning Recurring & Commercial Work
  • Scaling the Business
  • The Add-On Stack

The Modern Operator

  • The 2026 Tech Stack
  • The First 90 Days
  • Materials, the Market & the Decade Ahead

Choose where you start

One price to start. One to scale.

Most start here

Start

£47

Add a high-value clean to a window round, or start your own.

  • 109-page operating manual (PDF)
  • 10-file Excel toolkit
  • 60-prompt AI library
  • Free updates for life · same-day refund
  • Includes six months of The Operator membership, then £9/month, cancel any time
Buy now — £47

Scale

£97

Build a multi-service exterior round, not just a conservatory business.

  • Everything in Start, plus four adjacent trades
  • The Exterior Cleaning Collection: Window + Gutter + Conservatory + Solar + Roof
  • 5 manuals · 50 spreadsheets · 300 prompts
  • The natural upsell path for an established round
Email me when it's ready

No incorporation required to start. Same-day, no-questions refund.

The price, in context

What £47 buys elsewhere.

£15,000–£25,000
A cleaning-trade franchise licence

Plus ongoing fees, territory rules and their brand on your van.

£497–£1,997
A typical "start your business" course

A webinar funnel, an upsell ladder, and a mentor you never meet.

£47
A Works Co. manual

The complete book, toolkit and prompt library. Free updates for life. Refund without friction.

Refund without friction

If it isn't the real thing, we'll refund you.

No franchise contract, no territory rules, no mentor you never meet. Buy the manual, read it, and if it isn't the honest, UK-accurate, do-it-this-weekend book it promises to be, email us — we'll refund you in full and you keep the files. The only thing you're risking is the price of a book.

Honest questions

Answers, in plain English.

How do I start a conservatory cleaning business in the UK?

Buy a water-fed-pole rig with a pure-water setup (a £1,000–£3,500 start), then target streets with visibly green conservatory roofs. You clean the roof, frames, finials and box gutters from the ground — never on the roof — charging £80–£180 for a typical full clean. You can earn before you register anything; you register as a sole trader with HMRC once income is coming in. The Conservatory Cleaning Works gives you the kit list, the method, the pricing and a week-by-week plan to your first customers.

Is conservatory cleaning a good business in 2026?

Yes. There is a very large installed base of UK conservatories whose roofs go visibly green, and the owner can see the problem — which makes the job easy to sell on before/after results. It is recurring (annual or biannual), high-value per job, and a natural cross-sell from window and gutter rounds. AI now handles the quoting, admin and marketing that used to need staff.

How much can a conservatory cleaner earn in the UK?

A part-time or add-on round earns roughly £8,000–£20,000 a year. A full-time solo operator, or a strong add-on to a window round, typically earns £25,000–£45,000 a year. With staff and a wider exterior-cleaning business, revenue can reach £70,000–£150,000 or more.

Is it safe to clean a conservatory roof?

Yes, when done correctly. You never walk or kneel on a conservatory roof — it will not take your weight and you can fall through. The whole job is done from the ground with a telescopic water-fed pole and pure water, the same safe method as professional window cleaning. The manual covers the working-at-height rules and the gentle, no-pressure technique that protects seals and polycarbonate.

Do I need AI or technical skills to use this?

No. The trade is run with a pole and pure water. The AI prompt library simply lets you copy a prompt into ChatGPT or Claude to draft a quote, a customer message or a marketing post in seconds — it compresses the admin, it does not replace the work.

Tools & suppliers

What you'll need, and who we rate.

A short, honest list of what gets you started. Some links are partner links; we only list things a real operator uses.

Start this weekend.

Everything you need to start conservatory cleaning — the manual, the Excel toolkit and the 60-prompt AI library — in one instant download.